Anonymous quotes, all from yesterday.
"Who is Missy O'Day?"
(Question interjected when I was talking about missio dei, the "mission of God")
"I mean, I had read the Bible before, but it was kind of like Elf [the movie]. I just saw a few scenes at a time."
"You can't just preach the 'Slaughter of the Innocents' your first time at a church. You are trying to make friends. Better go with the 'Gifts of the Magi.'"